yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via prickprincess)


why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

(via fancy-fuckery)




fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via orgasm)


methskum:

boomerstarkiller67:

The Vader Project

(via prickprincess)


echophon:

Spiral Mystery

echophon:

Spiral Mystery

(via prickprincess)


andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(via orgasm)


(via orgasm)


afoga-te:

This is one of my favorites xx

afoga-te:

This is one of my favorites xx

(via smokedopetakeatoke)


bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via hotboyproblems)


madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via kittycatcara)


sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via orgasm)